Amsterdam is known for its annual flower show and beautiful cycle paths. People come from all over the world to smell the roses and cycle to fitness.

But you don't care about that, do you?

You want a crazy stag weekend! Beer, babes, and pics you'll never show to anyone other than your lads. Throw in some unlimited drinks and a sexy stripper or ten and you're on your way to an amazing stag party.

An Amsterdam stag do has it all. There's a wide range - no, a huge range of amazing activities. The Red Light District, litres of beer in Dutch pubs, and coffee shops for the quiet times are all waiting for you in the Dutch capital.

If you really want to make the most of it all, let our team of guides and local experts help. We can organise the best stag activity itinerary for you. Let us do the hard work so you can focus on the next party.

Stag days are fun, but stag nights are when the party really gets going. Amsterdam is a classic stag destination because it offers so many activities. Here are a few clubs you'll want to check out:

• Club Prime - Gorgeous girls, outstanding atmosphere, and amazing cocktails
• Bourbon Street - The definitive club for music lovers with different styles on different nights
• The Waterhole - Live music and soft drinks early on. Hot women, cocktails, and dancing later

These are just a few of the clubs you can visit. Of course, what about The Red Light District?

Visit this infamous spot and you'll see a sex theatre, a hot stripper in a window, and find delicious beers in one of the many excellent bars. Nobody goes to party cities to see the cultural sights, am I right? Get into the Amsterdam city centre and get stuck in.

If a gorgeous stripper isn't the only way you get your thrills, there are other friendly options. You can have a brilliant time on one of the famous beer bikes. Unlimited beer might make the safety briefing a bit useless, but it will make for a fun evening!

Ready to feel like a man, man? Nothing will spike your testosterone faster than an automatic weapon. Grab the lads and get into a shooting range.

Of course, you'll go through that safety briefing. But then you can get on with pistol shooting and rifle shooting. Have a contest to hit the most targets. Loser gets handcuffed to a dwarf! If that's not your thing, go for shooting but hit a real person. Not murder - paintball.

Amsterdam has great paintball courses and centres. Book the lads in for a fight. Still want to hit someone? Go for archery tag. After a few drinks, the misses will be just as spectacular as the hits.

Here's the tradition: stag do pranks. You're meant to have a great time. Embarrass the groom. Take cringe pictures. Do whatever it takes to really blow off steam and let the groom enjoy his last night - or weekend - of freedom.

What can you do? Here's a few ideas:

• Start off with a dwarf. Add fancy costumes and handcuffs. The result is a hilarious night with a funny dwarfg who will keep you all entertained.
• Ready to spike the adrenaline? Arrest the groom. Conjure some trumped up charges and get the police to show up. It'll be even better when the police start stripping off their uniforms!
• Stag do costumes are a brilliant way to add fun to the night. Sure, everyone wearing the same T-shirt is fun and easy. Dress everyone like the Seven Dwarves or the Avengers. Go for maximum fun!

These kinds of ideas are all over the place. Our team of guides and experts can help you come up with the perfect idea that suits your groom and your lads.

Do more than just prank the groom. Set him up for a sexy time, too. We know he's in love and getting married. That's not the point. Your stag party is his chance to really let loose before settling down for life. Let's make it worthwhile, yeah?

Our friendly guide will take you to the best indoor venues for an amazing time with beautiful Dutch women. Enjoy a "steak and strip" dinner with a stripper or hit up a more traditional strip club. Whatever you choose, we can guarantee you a sexy night with a gorgeous group of women.

Get beyond the club, too! We could set up a stripper to join you for the very first ride from the airport to your hotel. Wake up the groom one morning with a Morning Glory striptease from a sexy maid. These are just a few of the ways to add a bit of spice to the weekend.

Dutch culture allows all kinds of sexy hijinks. But don't get too frisky in the wrong place. Our ladies will help you know when it's safe to look and touch and when you should look but not touch.

What do you think of when you imagine Amsterdam? Culture vultures will think of art galleries, a private canal boat tour, or maybe some Dutch beer. Those are good fun, but much better with amazing food and drink.

There are some brilliant places to get food. Here are a few highlights:

• Senses Restaurant - Top reviews and amazing food make this a treat for everyone
• De Kas - Not cheap, but worth the visit just for the Mediterranean food
• Restaurant Zaza's - High end dining, great cocktails, and an impressive atmosphere

Of course, you can go a bit down market and hop on a limo beer bike, too! Beer bike tours are a fantastic way to see the city and enjoy the beer, too.

Many restaurants allow a sexy option, too. So pick your favourite spot and we can add a sexy stripper or a beautiful waitress. Give our team a heads up and we can make it a truly memorable meal!

The right place to stay can make or break a stag weekend. Whether you’re after budget-friendly hostels or a swanky boutique hotel, Amsterdam’s got it all. The key? Stay close to the action. That way, you and the lads can roll out of bed and straight into the city’s wild nightlife.

Amsterdam’s hostels like The Bulldog or Flying Pig offer the perfect balance of fun and affordability. If you’re looking for more luxury, go for a serviced apartment or boutique hotel in the heart of the city.

StagMadness will sort out your accommodation, making sure you’re set up close to the best bars, clubs, and activities. No need to worry about a thing—we’ve got you covered for an epic stay.

Why wait until you hit the city to start the party? Get the drinks flowing the minute you land with a Beer Bus or Hummer limo, stocked with drinks and ready to go. No boring taxi rides here—your stag do starts as soon as you leave the airport.

With options like the Beer Bus, or even a stripper on board your limo, Amsterdam’s airport transfers set the tone for the whole weekend. Roll into the city in style, drinks in hand, with no worries about logistics.

StagMadness takes care of everything. From booking the bus to making sure the beers are cold, we’ve got the transfers sorted so you can start the party right away!